Jessica Simpson’s tits got me stuck today staring at those pictures for exactly 47 minutes. With that size, I bet they have a mind of their own, each of them would deserve a name and a place in some famous Museum. Jessica Simpson fully naked or at least topless, is something worth over some few hundred million dollars. So Mr. Heffner, what’s your position on this? How about you pay her that money to get naked and then sell your empire?

Jessica Simpson for president!