I was convinced that Paris Hilton has fake boobs, but
seeing her here, when she forgot to wear that makes-me-wonder bra I
realized she got me fooled.

I think she wears some chicken cutlets or silicon pads or
whatever Karolina Kurkova wears here, because there’s no explanation in
that teasing game of hers (I have boobs today but tomorrow you will wonder where they go).

With boobs or not I still don’t like her.