There’s something about rich sluts like Audrina Patridge that makes my jeans a lot tighter. They think they own the world and everything in it, even the cum in your balls and believe me they won’t miss a bit of it. She’d swallow that like it’s the most expensive caviar, and she’ll enjoy it even more than you enjoyed fucking her.
Jessica Simpson‘s too drunk to notice or feel, but she has like 7 hands all over her body touching her tits and grabbing her ass. Yea sure, protective hands of bodyguards saying “fuck off you paparazzi” but having a great time feeling those enormous tits and that fat ass. I wouldn’t touch a wasted girl, but I would try and make them lick some other pussy or do the ‘catch my saliva in your mouth’ game. But I’d be happy to ‘protect’ Jessica, especially those monster boobs!
I’m back with more pictures from this set with some great shots of Britney’s sweaty ass.She sure looks good from that point of view on picture 2 and 3. And yes that mark on her dress between her butt cheeks is her pussy sweat which I’m sure many of you fuckers would sniff and suck on. It might even be Britney’s vaginal secretion caused by that flash light that just dropped from within her vagina on picture 4. We misses an upskirt and a nipple slip within inches, but she’s definitely an A class whore!
Lindsay Lohan‘s promoting some relationship site, and she’s supposed to have an account there, which I doubt. But this video is a good excuse to watch her boobs and masturbate while she’s talking in the background.
READ MORE ...Here’s Paris Hilton in some Lady Gaga outfit style. Paris sucks of course, and that’s the only thing she can really do. Oh wait, I’m not talking about her cock-sucking skills, which definitely stink big time as she proved in her sex tapes. Moving your head up and down a cock doesn’t mean you know how to suck it. I’m talking skills, and I’m pretty sure Lady Gaga is a fuckin pro.. just look at her.
Lily Allen beating, spitting and throwing things at some paparazzi. Silly Lily is kinda funny, but I really do feel sorry for that camera boy, he has nothing to do with this. Hahaha
Here’s what happens. Silly Lily goes home, browses the internet and finds her sorry ass right here on this site. She then reads the professionally written content on Celebrity Pictorials and she simply freaks out. From here to hitting a paparazzi is just a step away. So I officially apologize. But I still enjoy this a lot, so I must be ready to apologize more often.
Lily meet Chris Brown.What a freak show would that be…
Kanye West‘s into granny whores. It’s posts like this I regret using the words slut, whore, bitch, prostitute so many times (but I can’t help myself). I regret, because in this pictures Amber Rose is 100% looking like your average block corner whore. Ok, that ass would worth some serious spanking, but I’d definitely say no to that 60-year old granny face with those silly glasses.
See, that’s what too much sperm in your eyes does, so don’t abuse it!
Lily Allen is kinda begging. Revealing her celebrity tits here and there (and also here), and showing her ass as many times as she gets the chance, it seems to me she’s not begging for attention but for cocks. Yes, simple as that. Just look at her face and if you’re telling me this little slut’s not craving for big black cocks in her white ass, you’re an idiot. Give Lily Allen what she’s in need of!
Jennifer Lopez is getting old and stupid (for not showing her ass anymore). But she’s still wearing lingerie in a bed and is still extremely fuckable.
Busty Emily Scott has enormous boobs. Another English babe. Damn they have boobs in that country.
Naked Argentinian model Adabel Guerrero.
Remember Jennifer Love Hewitt’s big boobs?
The hottest little asian slut around (or so they say) – Tila Tequila showing her boobs and stupidity of course.
What’s wrong with Britney Spears Boobs? Find out for yourself.
Kim Kardashian and the other 2 whores launched a new Milkshake store in Los Angeles. The shakes are named after celebrities, so I had to take the menu and update it. Now it’s much better plus the new tastes are as expected.
I’m also thinking to launch a contest: the best(funniest, biggest) thing that Kim Kardashian can pick up from the ground using her ass. Yea sure, your cock would be the best.
Nicole Scherzinger‘s on the latest spread of Maxim magazine, Germany issue. Excuse me, but what is this, a fashion magazine for woman? She has way too many clothes on! She’s even showing more skin when she’s whoring around on a stage with her fellow pussycat sex dolls. So you guys at Maxim germany need to quit your current job! As soon as possible.
{mosimage} Let’s see what Nicole’s saying in the interview:
And here’s some funny quotes I found on a forum:
Now go take another photo shoot, and this time make a nude one, Nicole!
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