There’s something about rich sluts like Audrina Patridge that makes my jeans a lot tighter. They think they own the world and everything in it, even the cum in your balls and believe me they won’t miss a bit of it. She’d swallow that like it’s the most expensive caviar, and she’ll enjoy it even more than you enjoyed fucking her.
Jessica Simpson‘s too drunk to notice or feel, but she has like 7 hands all over her body touching her tits and grabbing her ass. Yea sure, protective hands of bodyguards saying “fuck off you paparazzi” but having a great time feeling those enormous tits and that fat ass. I wouldn’t touch a wasted girl, but I would try and make them lick some other pussy or do the ‘catch my saliva in your mouth’ game. But I’d be happy to ‘protect’ Jessica, especially those monster boobs!
I’m back with more pictures from this set with some great shots of Britney’s sweaty ass.She sure looks good from that point of view on picture 2 and 3. And yes that mark on her dress between her butt cheeks is her pussy sweat which I’m sure many of you fuckers would sniff and suck on. It might even be Britney’s vaginal secretion caused by that flash light that just dropped from within her vagina on picture 4. We misses an upskirt and a nipple slip within inches, but she’s definitely an A class whore!
Lindsay Lohan‘s promoting some relationship site, and she’s supposed to have an account there, which I doubt. But this video is a good excuse to watch her boobs and masturbate while she’s talking in the background.
READ MORE ...It’s not something new Britney likes talking about sex and frequently asks her dancers how they fuck, sexual positions and stuff like that. It’s kinda new telling the people at some of her concerts: “Don’t smoke weed. Rock out with your cocks out. Peace, motherfuckers.” Now I got a reason to book my ticker for one of her concerts and rock with my cock out. Who knows, maybe I’ll get noticed and the “cock out” will be “cock in”. Also check out the video and listen carefully.
Eminem's stealing my shit in his latest music video We Made You. He disses Kim Kardashian, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and some more. He's a rappper and he should sing rap hood songs or whatever rappers talk about. But I guess he's a big boy and he can really do whatever he wants, chicks will always want his cock as a lollipop, not mine.
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Here’s Paris Hilton in some Lady Gaga outfit style. Paris sucks of course, and that’s the only thing she can really do. Oh wait, I’m not talking about her cock-sucking skills, which definitely stink big time as she proved in her sex tapes. Moving your head up and down a cock doesn’t mean you know how to suck it. I’m talking skills, and I’m pretty sure Lady Gaga is a fuckin pro.. just look at her.
This must be this year’s best celeb news! Carmen Electra has just signed a contract worth $3 million with a porn production company. This contract is for 2 porn movies coming up this summer. It is not yet known if Carmen will get her holes filled with cocks and cumor she’ll just do lesbian and insertion scenes. One this is for sure, we’ll get to see Carmen Electra’s pussy stuffed with at least another female’s fingers or a dildo, if not the real stuff. I’m really really really hoping the scenes will end with a facial!
Edit: Now don’t throw a party, that was just a lie. (was 1st of April, fool)
Lily Allen beating, spitting and throwing things at some paparazzi. Silly Lily is kinda funny, but I really do feel sorry for that camera boy, he has nothing to do with this. Hahaha
Here’s what happens. Silly Lily goes home, browses the internet and finds her sorry ass right here on this site. She then reads the professionally written content on Celebrity Pictorials and she simply freaks out. From here to hitting a paparazzi is just a step away. So I officially apologize. But I still enjoy this a lot, so I must be ready to apologize more often.
Lily meet Chris Brown.What a freak show would that be…
Kanye West‘s into granny whores. It’s posts like this I regret using the words slut, whore, bitch, prostitute so many times (but I can’t help myself). I regret, because in this pictures Amber Rose is 100% looking like your average block corner whore. Ok, that ass would worth some serious spanking, but I’d definitely say no to that 60-year old granny face with those silly glasses.
See, that’s what too much sperm in your eyes does, so don’t abuse it!
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