Nicole Scherzinger‘s on the latest spread of Maxim magazine, Germany issue. Excuse me, but what is this, a fashion magazine for woman? She has way too many clothes on! She’s even showing more skin when she’s whoring around on a stage with her fellow pussycat sex dolls. So you guys at Maxim germany need to quit your current job! As soon as possible.

{mosimage} Let’s see what Nicole’s saying in the interview:

• After five kilometers of jogging, I have a great feeling. – I would have asked her about the feeling she has after the kilometers of cock she sucked and fucked to get where she is.
• I’m sexy? I rarely think about it. – Yea right! I’m a boy? I rarely think about sex. Haha

And here’s some funny quotes I found on a forum:

• I think she tries too hard to be sexy. I just can’t get it, she looks like Michael Jackson with a wig to me.
• People honestly find her pretty? She looks like a tranny, and not even
  an attractive one. I wouldn’t even give her a second look, honestly.

Now go take another photo shoot, and this time make a nude one, Nicole!

The Pussycat Sex Dolls performance. Now do we really need to hear what they’re screaming in the microphones? No! We all just enjoy them whoring around, showing their tits and privates and spanking their own asses, like Nicole Scherzinger does in this set. The extremely boring part is that the Sex Dolls never get undressed. In fact they invented a new tease: striptease without taking their clothes off.

Nicole has the perfect body and she’s overexposing it to sell her music. That’s nothingnew in the industry. She was born in Honolulu, Hawaii and her full name is Nicole Prescovia Elikolani Valentine Scherzinger. That’s a funny and long name, I bet even Nicole herself can’t remember her full name at all times. She doesn’t even have to. All she needs to know is how to move that ass!