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Melissa Satta Is An American

Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:48

Melissa Satta in a bikini. Cum on my keyboard

Melissa Satta in a bikini. Cum on my keyboard

Melissa Satta doing who the fuck cares what catwalk show in a bikini. She’s an american, but of course she has a lot of latin blood running through her long legs, amazing ass and well.. veiny boobs – not present in any of the photos, unfortunately. She tried her luck with Victoria’s Secret, but lost out to her equally-hot Candice Swanepoel and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

If you’d put Melissa in a mirror you’d get ass(illeM). Shut the fuck up!

Wouldn’t you like to tie her up.. to the pipes in your basement, and just keep her there for your own perverted fun? Maybe throw a slice of pizza at her every now and then.

Sasha Grey Licking a Clean Mirror

Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:24

Sasha Grey licking herself

Sasha Grey licking herself

Sasha Grey needs no introduction. Tears, thousands and thousands of them shared since she left the porn scene to.. don’t really know, maybe to only suck, fuck and get spit in the face by rich bastards. Maybe she wanted to become a big screen star, after she has ridden about 100 miles of cock and drank some 10 gallons of sperm. I miss the old days when she was making famous porn stars look like fuckin amateurs, doing 20 black cocks in 20 minutes.

Anyway, here’s a very soft photo shoot of Sasha in some mainstream shitty mag.

Kelly Brook Sucking Big Cock In Public

Thursday, 07 March 2013 10:59

Kelly Brook Sucking Cock In Public (6)

Kelly Brook salivating before filling her mouth with cock

It’s a rubber cock, and she didn’t actually suck it, she licked it. But it would be enough for Kelly Brook to slide her tongue once across my cock and I’d be done, and my cum would hang on the sealing like stalactites. In fact it’s enough for any of Kelly Brook’s bikini galleries for me, no touching.

So here she is, blindfolded, with her mouth wide open searching for the cock. And here I cum again, dammit. She did this in a British game show called Celebrity Juice.

So Brits, is this a usual thing on your tv shows? Celebs blindfolded, enrolled in sexual games in front of an audience? Who knows maybe next time you’ll have Keeley Hazell‘s hands and legs tied up bondage style, blindfolded, searching for a 20-inch rubber cock with her asshole. Sounds goo, ay’ mate ?

Emma Watson Protected Nipple Slip

Tuesday, 05 February 2013 11:40

Emma protecting her goods

Here’s Emma Watson slipping her nipple protection. I wonder if she’s also wearing a pussy protection like one of those. That would make a quicky sex in the bathroom easier – just stick it in and her protection would act like a condom. Or not. Who cares, who doesn’t want Emma’s babies?

Estella Warren Naked On The Floor

Tuesday, 05 February 2013 11:24

Estella laying naked on a dead animal

The endless nights I’ve spend pausing planet of the apes movie just to fap to my favorit ape back then – Estella Warren. A decade later, here she is naked, on the floor, ready to take on my dirty imagination, and yet, I don’t give a fuck. She’s still pretty, and pretty fucking hot, so enjoy her nudes!

Tara Reid Upskirt And Pussy Lip

Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:49

Tara Reid Pussy Lip

Remember Tara Reid, that chick from American Pie, and some other movies who used to have some nice big tits but now is just a shipwreck? Well here’s a pussy lip slip for those of you who are still nostalgic. Other than that vagina preview, I have no other interested in her. Do you?

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pill

Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:45

Here’s your Viag… Kim Kardashian Bikini Pill

There are only a bunch of words that get me aroused, but Kim Kardashian bikini sure are amongst the top of them. Yea, I know lots of you are disgusted by her enormous ass, ~~and I get that~~ ..you know what, Shut the fuck up! You’d bury your face so deep you cannot breath and eat it like you’re inside your giant happy birthday cake! You’d sleep on it, spank it, smell it, suck it and basically do whatever it wants. And here I am asking myself, what does Kim’s ass want?

Candice Swanepoel – Perfect Ass For a Skinny Model

Monday, 20 August 2012 15:42

Candy! Bon appetit!

It’s something about models that makes you go crazy. And Candice Swanepoel takes that something and gives it a new, even better, meaning. You probably fancy a private party with a bunch of models in your bedroom. I mean who doesn’t, but if Candice would be one of them, I’d get the rest of them out of the room, and would still call that the best model reverse-gangbang ever. Do you need translation?

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